Taylor Swift on Emma Watson’s UN speech and (last 2 gifs) on not “acting up” like Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears (x)
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
ARE WE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS HOW SHE FOLDED HER HIJABS TO LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF THE CHARACTER, THAT IS SUCH A LOVELY AND GREAT IDEA. OHMYGOD
to this day i still don’t know what a flexnard is.
lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds
then explain this
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m dead
This is hilarious!
this gifset is like coming home
Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.
if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons
Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot