Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….
But also sex.
I would be late for everything with a shower like this.
The fucking that would go on here…..I just can’t begin to explain
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’
‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’
T-Rex Trying the ALS ice bucket challenge…
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
And now, for The Best Children’s Book Ever
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. THAT’S IT GUYS, THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
So The Great British Bake-Off is moving from BBC Two to BBC One and this exchange actually happened
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
White Chicks, 2004.I didn’t know Iggy Azalea was an actress too! Wow she’s really talented :)!
Scarlett Johansson & Matthew McConaughey in “Street of Dreams” a Martin Scorsese picture