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missbrains:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

The fucking that would go on here…..I just can’t begin to explain

missbrains:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

The fucking that would go on here…..I just can’t begin to explain

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

areyoukittenmee:

Ugh goals

trextrying:

T-Rex Trying the ALS ice bucket challenge…
#trextrying
#ALS
#icebucketchallenge

trextrying:

T-Rex Trying the ALS ice bucket challenge…

#trextrying

#ALS

#icebucketchallenge

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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And now, for The Best Children’s Book Ever

seaborg:

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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. THAT’S IT GUYS, THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

a-cult:

So The Great British Bake-Off is moving from BBC Two to BBC One and this exchange actually happened

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

(x)

legalmexican:

White Chicks, 2004.

I didn’t know Iggy Azalea was an actress too! Wow she’s really talented :)!

Scarlett Johansson & Matthew McConaughey in “Street of Dreams” a Martin Scorsese picture

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newdisaster:

You know, Guardians of the Galaxy was not the first film I’ve watched in which Vin Diesel voiced a character that barely spoke and yet destroyed me with a single line of dialogue

need I remind you

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